Shay. 22. I say stupid shit. Detroit. Natural. Crappy cell pics

17th April 2014

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I like sucking whoppers til they get soft. I have had any in a while. Wonder do they sell then not in a carton

17th April 2014

Post reblogged from Art is life with 233,829 notes

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Source: meladoodle

17th April 2014

Post reblogged from Life As Told By Snizzy with 247 notes

snizzydoesit:

everydayfixxx:

curvellas:

y’all why do men like seeing their cum on their partner’s skin so much like please tell me what the base emotion is can someone explain it? like one time this dude came on my ass and just jiggled the cheeks and stared at it enraptured like ‘that shit is fuckin beautiful’ and i was like ????

He gave you the answer to your question. That shit is fucking beautiful.

Lmao son she aint want a answer from a man about this, you just fell into the trap. 15 notes on this post, 14 of them women, all of em talking bout somebody tryna own women. THATS the only answer she wanted to hear 

One time my ex came on my ass then just smeared it around with his dick for a minute. I really don’t get the beauty aspect of it. But hey to each its own 

Source: curvellas

17th April 2014

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halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

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17th April 2014

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I wonder how people would react if a female rapper the same age as Chief Keef when he started getting noticed, was rapping about similar shit. They would probably go ape shit. But it’s okay for Keef because he’s a guy right?

Tagged: whateverlet me go reblog some cats or something

17th April 2014

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Why don’t people disparage Ray J as much as they do Kim Kardashian? Ray J is still trying to get on just on the strength of some old ass sex tape. If I had one wish, I’d wish he would move on and accept his irrelevancy. But people call Kim a gold digging succubus, and let Ray J live. I wonder why

17th April 2014

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One thing I hate

Dudes who been having sex since fucking ninth grade calling women who have sex with more than two guys in a few months a hoe. Like really

Tagged: idiot logic is astounding

17th April 2014

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I sometimes wonder if I have a nice ass. I mean it’s big and jeans are a bitch to shop for, but is it a nice ass? Big doesn’t necessarily mean good. I wish I had a guy to ask, but I can’t find one without a clouded judgment

Tagged: tales of insecurity

17th April 2014

Post reblogged from hello with 197,317 notes

loliconprince:

making ppl u hate mad is almost erotic

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17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from ANOMALOUS with 4,353 notes

wajtargaryens:

iconic

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17th April 2014

Post reblogged from Morgan Perreault with 260,726 notes

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

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17th April 2014

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17th April 2014

Post reblogged from The blog about everything. with 135,625 notes

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

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17th April 2014

Question reblogged from Drinking Under the Influence with 1,669 notes

Anonymous asked: Why would you fuck Adam sandler

tiit:

cloudkittten:

tiit:

it was on my bucket list 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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yes

Source: tiit

17th April 2014

Audio post reblogged from It's All Stardust, Baby with 2,086 notes - Played 7,055 times

evanberries:

Day 8 | 365 days of music

Somebody To Love | Queen

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