pushing daisies + ned and chuck making it work (requested by wyndamwesley)
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better
too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds
*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
when someone tries to convince me to eat healthily
wAS SPY KIDS 2 EVEN REAL OMG
hes doing a good job
Fact: Every black family reunion shirts gonna have a tree or some prayer hands on it.
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People be like “I’m grown” as they stomp down the stairs to their parents basement to sleep
Booty had me like..
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